Tomi Lahren Spotted In Recruitment Office Enlisting Someone Else’s Kids to...
VALLE DE CHINGANDA IDIOTA RUBIA, CALIFORNIA — Fox News contributing racist and jingoism expert Tammy Larue was spotted at her local army recruitment office this morning. Just hours after President...
View ArticleDonald Trump Jr. Anxiously Awaiting Results of Genetic Bone Spur Tests
DUMLANDIA, NEW YORK — The president’s third smartest male crotch fruit, Donald Trump Jr., is reportedly on pins and needles, awaiting the results of genetic bone spur tests he had done at a New York...
View ArticleLindsey Graham: “Real Patriotic Americans Fully Support President Trump...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — If America is on the brink of war with Iran, President Donald Trump can count on the support of most of his Republican colleagues in Congress. Perhaps none will be more vocally...
View ArticleEric Trump Pretty Sure He Got a Puppy From Iraq for Christmas From Daddy
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — President Donald Trump’s most intelligent son named Eric was spotted at a Manhattan pet store, shopping for a bevy of canine-related products. “The doggy’s gonna need a bowl, and a...
View ArticleA Complete List of All the Trump Supporters Who Have Already Enlisted to...
This week, President Donald Trump seemed to put the U.S. on a collision course with Iran — and potentially Russia and China as well — when he ordered the assassination of Iranian General Qassem...
View ArticleMcConnell Calls For ‘Socialist, Libtard Cucks Who Elected Blacky McDemocrat’...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell took to the Senate floor yesterday and blasted Democrats not vocally supporting the drone strike killing of a top Iranian general. President...
View ArticlePro-Life Evangelical Backs Philandering Criminal’s War With Iran, No Matter...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster, YouTube personality, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins considers himself to be a “dyed in the wool, washed by the blood of the lamb” Evangelical...
View ArticleIran Names Chick-Fil-A, WalMart, and Slave Plantations as Targets of Cultural...
U.S. President Donald J. Trump made headlines and raised a serious number of eyebrows when he implied that American bombs could possibly target 52 places of cultural and historical importance as part...
View ArticleIran Says Chick-Fil-A, WalMart, and Slave Plantations Are American Targets of...
U.S. President Donald J. Trump made headlines and raised a serious number of eyebrows when he implied that American bombs could possibly target 52 places of cultural and historical importance as part...
View ArticleDemocracy Loving Patriot Rooting for America’s Enemy to Reunite Communist Empire
Right-wing podcaster Jethro Bohiggins loves America. He loves freedom. He loves democracy. Each week on his podcast, he tells dozens of viewers these things, and he warns them about the dangers of...
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